![]() The tape is found by Roger, who strikes it mega-rich, until Disco is declared dead in 1981.Ĥ. In a time travel snafu, Stan Smith left a Best of Disco cassette in the 1970s. In order to watch the Barbra Does Celine pay-per-view TV special, Roger disguises himself as a Viet Cong and kidnaps Stan in a makeshift POW camp, all for the pay-per-view password. Roger is naturally drawn to artists such as Barbra Streisand and Celine Dion. His best include “The Confi-dance” and “You’ve Got a Kink”. Roger can be heard singing a number of original songs on the show. He is also known as country singer Cuss Mustard, and even seduced Ricky Martin and stole his shirt. When he makes a bet with another guitarist, the stakes being “the cost of his lessons”, Donald wins and passes the soul debt on to the loser. As hipster guitar player Donald, he acquired his great skill due to a deal with a devil. Because he has no bones, his drumming ability is unparalleled. Roger is also drummer Krispy Kream McDonalds, percussionist for Steve and the Ass-Tones. Roger’s ability to manage these multiple lives simultaneously is unparalleled in television. Meanwhile, his old man millionaire persona Max Jets languishes away in jail. It is revealed that even though he lives “full time” with the Smith family, he also seemingly lives with dozens of other families all at the same time. As Roslyn Jenkins, he has been married for eight years to business mogul Ax Jenkins, in a long running plot to trick Ax into breaking his pre-nup agreement. As wedding planner Jeanie Gold, he raised a family. This has allowed him to live multiple lives under different personas. Using his ability to move really fast when he wants to, Roger can appear to be in multiple places simultaneously. Some of Roger’s most incredible disguises include “alien hunter” Parker Peters, and his mentally handicapped bodybuilder persona, Arnold Schwarzenegger. “I didn’t think I did it,” said the real Kevin, “but it’s clearly me on the tape!” In disguise as Kevin Bacon, he even successfully framed the actor for a car accident when the real Bacon was 2000 miles away. A wig and some clothes are all that’s necessary. Even his own family can’t recognise him in certain outfits. If you want to know how an alien can impact the world we live in, even musically, then check out some of Roger’s amazing traits and accomplishments below. “It’s nice to see someone with my exact body type succeed.” But he has several amazing abilities that allow him to blend in with modern society. He’s grey, squat, with a big bulbous head and no visible nose. Roger Smith from American Dad is an alien. The alien inside, is merely a crash test dummy who most likely died within impact."ĪH HA HA, the decider, that is classic I am loving this, Įxcuse me, gentlemen.Why Roger Smith is the Greatest Character on Television We crash this ship into your planet to test new safety features, because we care about our customers. "Dear human who discover, this wreck please disregard it. TOO LATE STAN! YOU'VE SEALED YOUR FATE AND NOW. But you know, that deep, deep in my heart, I've always loved. I actually liked Francine, the rest of them can suck it, but Francine I hate to see die. Don't want open the door too wide, and let disability check Dan there, See your. Strawberry Coors, it something I invented, I take a regular Coors and I drink it through a twizzler, you see. BEHOLD, my fortress of solitude.Īfternoon, Sotineers. If I just found out I am the Limburg baby, whom do I tell? The alien inside, is merely a crash test dummy who most likely died within impact."Roger the Alien: Crash test dummy? But they told me.Stan Smith: AH HA HA, the decider, that is classic I am loving this, Roger the Alien: No, no this can't be.Fat Guy: Excuse me, gentlemen. What the? Why isn't this Stan Smith: "Dear human who discover, this wreck please disregard it. But you know, that deep, deep in my heart, I've always loved.Roger the Alien: TOO LATE STAN! YOU'VE SEALED YOUR FATE AND NOW. ![]() Oh, good lord, it's real.Roger the Alien: You know Stan, it's too bad. Strawberry Coors, it something I invented, I take a regular Coors and I drink it through a twizzler, you see.Stan Smith: I really Like your roommate.Stan Smith: Nice touch, with the rolling. Roger the Alien: BEHOLD, my fortress of solitude.Stan Smith: Impressive.Fat Guy: Afternoon, Sotineers.
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